 The Wild Wild World of Wealth |
It’s Worst Case Wednesday. And here’s the advice column I promised last week. Consider the following scenario: You’re at your desk, drinking $5 Starbucks and listening to the morning call. Three burly guys—Mack Truck faces—appear from nowhere on the trading floor. They’re miked up, wearing earbuds that stream deep inside their wrinkled jackets.
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Hiring a dwarf to pose as a “small-cap” analyst isn’t funny.
Shredding SIM cards is more effective than biting them in half.
The SEC is awake.
“Octopussy” is not a James Bond movie.
McKinsey & Company’s publication, “Motivating people: Getting beyond money,” is a must-read for…well…McKinsey & Company.
The Tamil Tigers are not a soccer team.
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