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"My job is the occupation formerly known as 'stockbroker.' But it has been years since anyone called me that. Stockbroker sounds oily. Glengarry Glen Ross. The word makes clients twitch..."
Norb Vonnegut | January 27, 2010
It’s Worst Case Wednesday. And here’s the advice column I promised last week. Consider the following scenario: You’re at your desk, drinking $5 Starbucks and listening to the morning call. Three burly guys—Mack Truck faces—appear from nowhere on the trading floor. They’re miked up, wearing earbuds that stream deep inside their wrinkled jackets.
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Norb Vonnegut | January 8, 2010
(By a Leading Hedge Fund in Greenwich, CT)
Times are tough. So to help out, I’m running the following job description submitted by a headhunter from Manhattan. This is an unpaid advertisement, which I’m featuring as a service to my readers.
Job Ref. MN 4623
Our client is a leading US hedge fund with a sterling track record [...]
Norb Vonnegut | January 6, 2010
Hiring a dwarf to pose as a “small-cap” analyst isn’t funny.
Shredding SIM cards is more effective than biting them in half.
The SEC is awake.
“Octopussy” is not a James Bond movie.
McKinsey & Company’s publication, “Motivating people: Getting beyond money,” is a must-read for…well…McKinsey & Company.
The Tamil Tigers are not a soccer team.
M&A lawyers want a piece [...]
