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For Bankers, Saying ‘Sorry’ Has Its Perils As a kid and Air Force brat, I didn’t like Catch-22 much. The novel, while laugh-out-loud funny, speared the military and hit too close to home. As a blogger and novelist, however, I admire Joseph Heller’s writing techniques. Especially his use of repetition. In Catch-22, different characters keep [...]
Obama Weighs Tax on Banks to Cut Deficit Wall Street’s public relations are a train wreck. I have no prior experience in corporate communications. But here’s my action plan to clean up the mess: CEOs, fire your PR people. They suck. Shut up, Lloyd, about doing “God’s work.” Nobody buys it, not even the religious [...]
Your Custodian Can’t Spell “Goldman Sacchs” Blecch, right? This morning, I was reading a great article from The New York Times: A Safety Net That Tangles Investors. Floyd Norris reported the SEC is separating money management from the custodial function, which made me think, The SEC gets it. They finally get it. “Where an independent [...]
(By a Leading Hedge Fund in Greenwich, CT) Times are tough. So to help out, I’m running the following job description submitted by a headhunter from Manhattan. This is an unpaid advertisement, which I’m featuring as a service to my readers. Job Ref. MN 4623 Our client is a leading US hedge fund with a [...]
Hiring a dwarf to pose as a “small-cap” analyst isn’t funny. Shredding SIM cards is more effective than biting them in half. The SEC is awake. “Octopussy” is not a James Bond movie. McKinsey & Company’s publication, “Motivating people: Getting beyond money,” is a must-read for…well…McKinsey & Company. The Tamil Tigers are not a soccer [...]
U.S. Is Said to Consider Easing Informant’s Term Bradley C. Birkendfeld is scheduled to start a 40-month prison sentence on Friday, January 6. He’s the banker who exposed UBS’ illegal activities and is now claiming a 30 percent whistleblower’s reward. In case you missed the story, here’s what 60 Minutes reported. Watch CBS News Videos [...]
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